I almost gave up on Nigeria until yesterday, when I stumbled on a video by Prophet Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere Odumeje, popularly known as the Ndabosky Bahose of the Mountain of Holy Ghost Intervention Ministry, Onitsha.
The inimitable prophet has revealed in his latest video, that despite the many miracles he has performed and the millions of naira he has shared to members of his ministry, that there are many of his powers that he is yet to utilise.
To me, nothing could be more reassuring for Nigeria and Nigerians at a time when most have given up on the country and are looking for Visas to escape what they consider myriads of problems facing the country.
Ndabosky it was who in the course of performing a miracle on a lady, held her tightly by the neck and closed his eyes as he tightened the grip until we, the ordinary mortals, feared that he might strangle her.
He it was who will lift congregants in the fashion of modern wrestlers, spin them round and slam such persons on any of the plastic chairs around.
The most exciting part of the service in his ministry is when he sprays money to congregants endlessly and people would be harvesting naira until they can harvest no more.
We had thought that with all those signs and wonders and benefits, that the oil would be drained from Odumeje’s ministry, until he gave us the assurance via the video.
For those who are yet to watch, Ndabosky has revealed that among his many powers is the Batuse Lamante.
We, the ordinary folks, may not understand what that power is supposed to tackle but I suspect from the botanical sound that it may have to do with Covid-19.
My suspicion is that by the time Ndabosky decides to use Batuse Lamante, Covid-19 would become history in Nigeria.
The second power Ndabosky said he has not used is Amino Shaker. This one that sounds like a popular name in Northern Nigeria, may have been specially created to deal with insurgency and other related crimes facing the North.
Then there’s is the Dabus Kabas, which obviously from the sound, must have to do with the corruption in the civil service.
I feel that by the time Ndabosky decides to use this power, corruption would automatically fizzle out in Nigeria.
The one that intrigues me most is Ganduka Gantusa (Mpeer gi). This one which sounds like the name of a popular governor in the North, could have been specially designed to prevent governors from hiding dollars in their babbarriga.
My take is that once we can convince the Ndabosky to use these powers, Nigeria would automatically become a developed nation and I won’t have to check out, though my name is Andrew!
Agbese is based in Abuja
